Busted Mugs!

As I have stated before there is this magazine/newspaper that I found at a local gas station that has mugshots of people who are wanted for crimes in it. Every time I see it I bust out laughing. You have to think “What are these people thinking!?” Here are a few gems that I found in the latest edition:

This first guy was arrested for being stupid enough to tatoo his face like this:

Someone wasn’t ready

This lady apparently forgot to dye the other half of her hair:

This guy clearly lost….

I just think this one is HILARIOUS because his crime is “vicious dog” and he looks like a Bulldog….. hee hee hee:

And here are a few who oddly enough wore fitting shirts to their mugshot sessions:

Who’s been following me around?

 

 

 

Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer

DALLAS – Dallas police are looking for a man who they said repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away. Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.

Police said he usually climbs a fence or goes through a gate and either dances naked or jumps in a swimming pool naked. Police said he also has danced naked on top of a backyard air conditioning unit.

Police said they’re looking for a pudgy man who is about 6 feet tall and covers his face while dancing.

Dallas Police Senior Cpl. Janice Crowther said police want to catch him before it escalates into something worse.

also who ever is giving the eyewitness testimony here is wrong. I’m 5’2″ and a WOMAN 🙂

Because sometimes “desperate” is not the right adjective…

Man Gets 90 Days for Sex With Car-Wash Vacuum

SAGINAW, Mich. – A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage’s attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn’t immediately return a message seeking comment

Mar. 26, 2009
Associated Press