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Man Gets 90 Days for Sex With Car-Wash Vacuum

jason savageSAGINAW, Mich. – A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage’s attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn’t immediately return a message seeking comment

Mar. 26, 2009
Associated Press

 

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