For those of you who haven’t been keeping up with boobage news, today is “Boobquake” day. What is this you ask? Apparently there is an Iranian Prayer Leader, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, who claims that there is an increase in earthquakes due to scantily clad women. This story was made popular when Blogger and Perdue University Student Jennifer McCreight posted a blog about “supernatural thinking.” So, what would any woman do in response? Declare a “Boobquake day.” Today is that day ladies! Put on your most cleavage revealing outfit and lets put a real BOOB in his place!
Side note: I am aware that I have little to no cleavage. But hey, I have to try in the name of Science. If the Earth doesn’t quake today you can totally blame it on my boobs. I blame them for stuff all the time 🙂