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It’s Going to be a Long Day

Photobucket First let me start with the fact that I have ROYALLY bad PMS and should not be confronted with stupidity, lameness, or “pity me” attitudes today. Last night I got 3 hours of sleep. Here is why. Stinkerbell was fussy for some reason and woke up every 30 minutes crying her eyes out. After the third time I finally we up and brought her to bed with me. She instantly fell asleep and stayed asleep. Only I didn’t fall asleep until midnight. That is when dear hubby got home crawled into bed and began SNORING as loud as EVER. I had just literally fallen asleep. Photobucket WTF? He kept me up for an hour with his snoring. I finally woke him, put Stinkerbell with him, and moved to the couch. Then at 4:30am Stinkerbell decides that she is ready to get up. Great. So, because Hubby has to run an office I get to get up with her. I’m thinking, he’ll be up in an hour anyways and we can move to the bed then. No. He proceeds to hit snooze until 7am. Awesome. Then he has the audacity to tell me that he is “tired.” Really. You’re tired? Because I got F’ing 3.5 hours of sleep last night and have been up since 4 am with a child who clearly ingested massive amounts of caffeine behind our backs. Okay, I didn’t say this to him, but I did just stare at him when he said it. I think he got the point. On top of all of this I have to get everyone packed for our weekend trip to his parent’s house. This also includes making sure the house is suitable to leave for a few daysPhotobucket (i.e. cats have clean litter and plenty of food, no dirty dishes in the sink, no laundry in the washer, no trash in the trashcan, etc.) Don’t get me wrong, I am aware that as a stay at home mom these duties fall into my job title, but don’t complain to me about something such as being tired when you are FULLY aware of how exhausted I am.

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This is SO mean

This week I started back on weight watchers. I’ve been sticking to it and doing really well. Then Hubby goes and does this RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE!

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Whatev….. My Weight Watchers Chicken Chow Mien was YUM. So you can just keep all your stupid, yummy, fall of the bone with fatty goodness RIBS! And, while I MAY tell you that I DON’T want any of your stupid ribs, secretly I TOTALLY do, so if I stare at you in envy while you eat, it’s all your fault. Yeah, that’s right. YOUR FAULT. Who rubs ribs in fatty girl on a diet’s face???? I still love you though. And your ribs. But mostly your ribs… I mean you. Mostly you 🙂

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How am I supposed to take you seriously

Today my hubby FINALLY cut the grass in the backyard. It was approximately way too freaking long and really needed to be done. Afterwards he was very dirty. I went outside to tell him something and quickly forgot what it was. Then he was trying to tell me something and was being all serious but I couldn’t take him seriously because he had DIRT all over his teeth. OMG! It was hilarious! I about peed myself laughing and he was all “what?” and I’m all “I’m really sorry but I can’t have a serious conversation with you right now because you look like Bubba.” Then I tried to get him to let me take a picture of it but he wouldn’t let me 😦 I even promised him stuff…… but he was all “NO!” So here is a close match to what he looked like:

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So close….

For some reason my husband is anti-putting-dirty-dishes-in-the-sink. I am however pro-dishes-in-the-sink-because-that-is-one-of-it’s-functional-purposes. I have evidence of his membership to this secrete society. Rest assured all members of the APDDITS will systematically be exposed.

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The Desk

My husband has this habit of stacking papers on the counter “to be filed.” Only we don’t have anywhere to file it. So after five years of this I put my foot down and told him to either buy a new desk with drawers in it for files or buy a filing cabinet. To my suprise he said “okay.” I was in shock. What???? No arguing about how that cost money! So the next day I went online and found several that I liked. I emailed him the links and told him to pick one and buy it immediately.  Once again, he said “okay” and bought one the same day! HOLY CRAP I HAVE NEW FOUND POWERS! So on Monday he ordered the desk and it arrived on Wednesday. I’m thinking great this 150 pound box of wood is going to sit in the foyer for like three weeks before he moves it to the bedroom. Then it will sit in the bedroom for three more weeks until it gets put together. So, I tell my husband I want the desk put up this weekend. Well, I’ll be a ham sandwich, you know what that boy did…… He put it up on Sunday! Yay Bill! So finally we have a place to put files and a new desk 🙂

The desk is from Walmart.com. It had approximately 1 million parts to assemble. If you think I’m kidding see the photos below! It took my hubby approximately four hours to put it together and he literally soaked a towel with sweat (then he tried to have me use that same towel later after my shower…..ewwwwwww!) I did NOT use that towel and promptly made him get me a new clean one! Anyways, I am still in shock over my new ability to make my husband do stuff promptly. Usually it takes like ten times of asking him, and then I just wind up doing it myself or having my husband’s dad do it when he visits.

VICTORY!!!!!!!

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